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呆萌治愈系漫画，《我只是对人生过敏》
一起来看看这位插画“治疗师”眼中的对生活过敏都有哪些表现。
▲Never trust a man with short legs… his brain is too near his bottom.
永远不要相信腿短的男人……
他的脑子离脚底太近了。
▲Top4 wishes:
1）To earn money without working.
2) To be smart without studying.
3) To love without being hurt.
4) To eat without getting fat.
四个最想实现的愿望：
1.不劳而有收获
2.聪明不用学习
3.恋爱而不受伤
4.狂吃而不发福
▲Whatever you do always give 100%! Unless you're donating blood.
做事情就要做到百分之百！除非你是在献血……
▲Afraid to die alone? Become a bus driver.
害怕一个人孤单地死去？
公交车司机是你的不二选择。
▲Strength is the ability to break chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and eat just one of those pieces.
真正的勇士，
就是可以徒手将巧克力掰成四瓣，
却只吃其中一块。
▲So you lied to me about your age!
也就是说，你一直对我谎报年龄。
▲I’m so athletic. I surf… the Internet.
我是个运动健将，我热衷冲浪……
在网上。
▲If robbers even broke into my house and searched for money. I’d just laugh and search with them.
要是有劫匪闯入我的屋子里找钱，我只会大笑着和他们一起找。
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